Rules of DrinkTrain

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the FIRST rule of drinktrain ... NEVER TALK ABOUT drinktrain (that's what the cards and posters are for)

the SECOND rule of drinktrain ... whatEVAR happens on drinktrain STAYS on drinktrain (this includes afterparties)

the THIRD rule of drinktrain .... it's NOT a party until someone gets spanked

the FOURTH rule of drinktrain ... NO ONE is to open a laptop and/or talk about work

the FIFTH rule of drinktrain ... pack it IN, pack it OUT (including bottle caps that are flung about the cabin) (and beer bottles broken on CalTrain platforms)

the SIXTH rule of drinktrain ... it's a virus, it wants to SPREAD ... infect as many fellow commuters as possible!

the SEVENTH rule of drinktrain ... YES, it's YOUR turn to buy alchohol

the EIGHTH rule of drinktrain ... If you are still thinking about the rules, you are not drinking enough

the NEW EIGHTH rule of drinktrain ... Your beers must be fashionable. They must cary themselves with a certain "je ne sais quoi", be daring, and conversational.

the NINTH rule of drinktrain ... is that there is no ninth rule of drinktrain

the TENTH rule of drinktrain ... is to know the Badge Rules!